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Hitting |
If a wiffleball was a squirrel he'd lead the league in hits, but Brett
can sometimes struggle at the plate versus good pitching. He hit
.348 last year and knocked in 15 runs but only batted .238 in the
playoffs. He will get a ton of pitches to hit this year with dangerous
hitters surrounding him in the Rockies lineup.
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Defense |
Brett's a very casual outfielder making hard plays look easy and easy plays
look hard. He was one of the best fielders the Angels had in the LCS last year,
unfortunately he played for the Nationals. Brett's misplayed pop fly resulted
in a walkoff HR to end the Nat's season but nonetheless you will not find a
more popular or beloved player in the league among humans. Squirrels are a
different story, during last seasons finals there was a 20 minute delay
because a baby squirrell ran onto the field and wouldnt leave, eventually the
squirrel limped away and headed north. Two months later Brett met up with
the squirrel, still upset by the squirrels actions during such an important game,
the two had a heated exchange and within minutes authorities say, the
squirrel was sniped with a crossbow. However when it was revealed that
Brett had won a Lamb League championship in 2008 authorities were forced
to stop investigating and dropped all charges
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